Everybody? Yes, everybody

As I was drinking a small glass of black tea on the riverbank to watch the sunset on the other side of the Nile, the boat-men started the inevitable questioning.

"Miss, miss, would you like a felucca?"

"No thank you."

"Miss, miss, really don't you want a felucca?"

"I really don't want a felucca, no."

"But you need a felucca!"

"Thanks again, but I don't think I do."

"Why not?!? EVERYBODY needs a felucca!"

Maybe he has a point...